jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

jerkoff

A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.

(otherwise known as egomaniac)

jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-

Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?

by jorgman June 6, 2022