James 

A white ass kid with STDS has a small ass dick and likes to wear his glasses so he can see his dick much clearer

James has such a small dick he needs to put his glasses on

James by JamesI Rongey April 24, 2017

james 

A metal scrapping, caravan living, pikey cunt.
He has blonde hair, and goes Elutec.
What a Faggot.

ME: I heard about this guy who scraps metal on the side, while he lives in his own caravan.

Her: OH! It's my ex James!

james by zishan12 July 22, 2016

James 

A James is a good guy and has a good personality. He will fuck anything he sees. Passing comes hard in his line of work, when HE can score instead. Known to cheat his way out of shoveling driveways. James' are also know to molest cousins. All in all a good person, who's hung like Bruce lee.

"Dude.... Your such a James"

James by Dylanyvon December 4, 2013

James 

A Total Loser that plays video games and jerks off of all day. He thinks he's all that every time he beats a little game. No one likes this kid even tho he claims to be a chick magnet cause a girl that is huge likes him. His saying is your not a real lady unless your 480.

My kid acts like James in the shower

James by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

James 

A kid who tries to act cool by going against societal norms. For example he could be a vegan (nothing against vegans; he does it to act cool) or an atheist (once again to act cool)

Person 1: I wish I had some strawberry milk with this chicken cutlet
James: FILTHY MEAT EATER YOU ARE FEEBLE AND WEAK. DAIRY CAUSES CANCER.

Person 2: I was born and raised a Christian

James: YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER.

James by cliccroll April 17, 2017

James 

A ni🅱🅱a who fucks girls over and tries to be a bike lord but can't do a Bunny hop to save his life. Gets whacked off his face 24/7 to save his own thing.

"You have salmonella"

"I hate James like he's a grade 'A' mindfuck"

James by Thottyprincess July 19, 2017

James 

A person that is annoying as fuck with really shitty hair and has no life outside of his pokemon fandom. He spends his time making bad jokes and can't attract any ladies except for fatties. Even his own parents hate him.

Man he is being so annoying. He is such a James

James by whoreific November 7, 2013