ivanajackoff

jacking off alot
someone who jacksoff alot
a funny name for someone who jacks off too much

my parents should have named me ivanajackoff

by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

Ivana Stojanovic

A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.

"Dude I'd defs tap Ivana Stojanovic"

"I like using sarcasm too"

by EskimoMushroomHammer October 22, 2009

Ivanaste

Attitude of do something silly, or get excited with things that have no sense like "prenderse", or anything that do not goes with the moment. It comes from a character of a congress who cannot miss.

When you dont follow the party:
- Hey como que se me están quitando las ganas de ir.
- We ya te ivanaste!
- La neta ,sí.

When something its really wrong:
- Ivanismo extremo.

by marine12 December 11, 2012

ivana strouhalova

Amazingly hot babe; a Czech bombshell; a blonde goddess who can take you to the stars... or drop you in the deepest ocean (depending on her mood); an excellent kisser

See that chick over there? She's so gorgeous, she must be Ivana Strouhalova!
Ivana Strouhalova taught me to kiss - and what a kisser !!!
Hell of a temper... but the trip to the moon with Ivana Strouhalova was worth it.

by Merlyn62 February 13, 2017

Ivana

Really annoying person with a long-ass nose. probably from siberia and everything she touches dies. meeting her is a horror. she cant count and talk english... 1=1.6

RUUUUUUUUUN, ITS IVANA BALEN!

by SIBERIAforlife June 23, 2017

Ivana Smakavich

Say it really fast... you'll get it...

"I'm so mad, Ivana Smakavich!"

by Ivana Smakavich March 10, 2021

ivananator

the ivananator is a loving and caring girl who will love you with her whole heart no matter what. She will always treat you right and will always give you more than you deserve. it’s important to treat her right and to love her, care for her, and most importantly, make time for her and put in effort. She is a wonderful friend or lover, and will always be.

The ivananator is a perfect companion, and will always be.

by splendant March 10, 2021