ION

An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. Compare BTW.

... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.

by adick87 January 12, 2009

ion

conjunction of i and don’t ( eye-ownt )

Tia “ you going to Amira’s birthday tomorrow ? “
Dre “ ion want to but my mom gonna make me . 🙄 “

by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019

ion

It was started By Chris Ion not a super celebrity but if you are into metal music, drumming or race car driving you may know him. Ion is when you receive a text from some one you don't know and you decide to fuck with them.

"hey do you know this number?"
"no. Ion that mothfucker"
or
"hey what are you doing"
"someone texted me and I don't know who it is so I am ioning him."

by meg510 April 14, 2010

Ione

Ione = a small town in THE 209 Cali (California) that has straight up G's walking around and is the pimpest town ever be aware these kidz are packin heat dont fuck with them.

Pimp Town ... - Ione

by 209Cali March 30, 2011

ion

POS newby magnet. Plastic body, cheap PC, reg. and trigger. Whats not to love.

Paintfreak needed the cheap ramping on his crap Ion to even keep up with the newest of newbies.

by SPfreak April 5, 2005

ion

ion stands for “i don’t”

“r u gonna make me a pb&j??”
“ion know”

by pb&j4life December 12, 2019

ION

I don’t

That dude is fat as hell ION associate

by Bob_The_Builder December 30, 2019