instajamming

When you're on Instagram and listening to the best songs in the world.

"Bruh, last night I was Instajamming, Gas Pedal on, Bang Bang next, and I'm just scrolling through pics on Ig."

by GenuineGenius October 17, 2014

pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.

"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."

by Big Thor April 14, 2009

nigger intake

huge nostrils on a black person that serve the purpose of feeding enough air to their body, much like a cold air intake serves for a car.

Mike: Dude,I just got an intake for my 3000gt!
Guy: Man, Ive seen a better and bigger intake on a black person. Next time get a nigger intake.

by Aznsmartass24 Truongbrother June 20, 2006

up your intake

an insult commonly used on eating disorder spaces; something you say when someone says something extremely outrageous and dumb, insinuating that a lack of food/nutrition has caused their brain to regress to a state of doltish stupidity.

tldr : they’re calling you stupid and telling you to eat more because its clear your brain has rotted from malnutrition

up your intake.

by tiasfln March 5, 2022

anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

by omfgscrub April 12, 2006

intact

A noun to indicate a male whom is missing no part of his penis.

Sam is intact

by BryanJ October 7, 2003

intard

from the phoenix slang, a combination of intern and retard. somebody who is paid to do nothing but ask questions, take up time from people who do real work and build crappy models that fall apart.

hey intard, why don't you do something productive, like get me some coffee.

by tormentedsoulradiomix June 11, 2006