Infinitestical

Used to express female dissatisfaction after sex. Mostly related to insufficient size of male partner's penis.

Jane: Hey Ashley how was your night at Jack's place?
Ashley: Infinitestical..((
Jane: Yeah, size always matters...

by EconSquad December 23, 2015

Infiniteth base

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†

infiniteth base is like fucking god

by Hyper Chuck Norris February 2, 2017

Infinite wiper

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.

Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.

by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018

Infinite Stamina Glitch

when a guy masturbates prior to having sex so he lasts longer

Friend: Yo how did it go?
Me: It was amazing, I was in there for 30 minutes cus of that infinite stamina glitch.
Friend: ohhhh right??

by DrillArtist62 May 20, 2022

Infinite Silver

That one place that isn't even fucking silver, it was also a cause of insanity until it was solved.

Bro have you been to Infinite Silver yet?

by Pseudanymous February 10, 2023

infinite dimensions

A now-popular phrase in string theory and cosmology first coined by John Archibald Wheeler in the 1950's. Revived by Nicholas Meyler in the early 1980's (re-invented while a student at Princeton University enrolled in a Metaphysics of Time-Travel class), the term applies to both dimensions of infinite size (as opposed to particle physicists' idea of smaller higher dimensions as in Kaluza-Klein theory, standard string theory, etc.) and to an infinite number of dimensions. The innovation, if any, is that previously, 'infinite dimensions' had only been accepted in the realm of mathematics (Linear Algebra, Markovian Statistics, n-Dimensional Geometry, etc.), whereas Meyler proposed the obviousness of the infinite dimensional model being a reality, and suggested that they need not be 'small'.

While current theory is that there are 11 or 12 dimensions (string theory), Meyler advocates the infinite dimensional model based on the principle called "Ockham's Razor".

Stephen Hawking writes about infinite dimensions in an article in the collection "300 Years of Gravitation" (edited by Hawking and Israel, copyright 1987). John Wheeler's theory of infinite dimensions from the 1950's seemed to be about quantum-sized dimensions, and not large ones.

by Nicholas J. Meyler May 6, 2007

infinite loop

See loop, infinite.

by Andy September 14, 2003