Agony Yank

noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.

Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?

Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...

by Yankster October 20, 2008

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

by Gbungper October 01, 2023

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

agony-pipe

A clarinet.

This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...

by Delbosco October 15, 2021