ILSMISM

ILSMISM is an internet accronmym for I Laughed So Much I Shit Myself. It has not achieved widespread usage, although is popular with members of Oxford Univeristy.

Schizoceri says:
Last month an American Airlines pilot arrested after apparently arriving for duty drunk was found not guilty after telling a jury he had consumed a third of a bottle of whisky in his sleep.
Schizoceri says:
wtf?!?!?
God Hates Figs says:
ilsmism

by godhatesfigs December 24, 2008

ILYSM

ILYSM stands for: I Lost Your Slutty Mom

Pretty self explanatory if you ask me.

Example 1:
Daniel Howell: "Bro I've got a problem,"

Phil Lester:"What is it bro?"

Daniel Howell: "ILYSM"

Phil Lester: "Fuck bro.. me too."

I have no regrets

by illuminugget April 13, 2018

ilysmir

I love you so much it's retarded.

Friend 1: Awww I love you!
Friend 2: Ilysmir too

by nobody932 March 18, 2011

ilysmicmeylstycbwmf

It basically means "I Love You So Much I Could Murder Everyone You Love So That You Could Be With Me Forever". If someone says this to you. Just run.

Sara: "Hey Billy, Ily <3
Billy: "Hey Sara, ilysmicmeylstycbwmf!

by Panic! Its Her Again! March 25, 2017

ilysmiclwy

I love you so much I can't live without you

Babe ilysmiclwy

by LunarMoon2006 June 9, 2020

ilysmaiatty

I love you so much and I'm afraid to tell you !

ilysmaiatty, lydia!!

by w a p August 9, 2020

ilhsmiwsheidahmmnsliditg

ilhsmiwsheidahmmnsliditg is an acronym for "I love him so much I wanna suck his eight inch dick and he'll moan my name so loud, I do it that good"

Elle: Do you know about my boyfriend Jerome?

Vera: Nope, and I don't wanna k-
Elle: ilhsmiwsheidahmmnsliditg.

Vera: Bro piss off, I didn't want to know

by Simp for somebody December 20, 2022