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ILSMISM is an internet accronmym for I Laughed So Much I Shit Myself. It has not achieved widespread usage, although is popular with members of Oxford Univeristy.
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Last month an American Airlines pilot arrested after apparently arriving for duty drunk was found not guilty after telling a jury he had consumed a third of a bottle of whisky in his sleep.
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ilsmism
ILSMISM by godhatesfigs December 24, 2008
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n. The condition which stems from the attribution of an "-ism" to every concept.

Ismism is commonly seen in academia, where terms such as realism, impressionism, romanticism, formalism, libertarianism, anarchism, naturalism, modernism, postmodernism, etc. are incessantly created and applied to every new situation.

Ismists are too focused on labeling everything to appreciate anything.

Etymology: English suffix -ism, referring to the doctrine or common set of characteristics associated with the root, applied to itself.
Our professor wouldn't stop talking about the vague distinction between realism and naturalism. She must be an ismist.

Academia today is rampant with ismism, with too many isms to count.
ismism by Pimp Triscuit September 14, 2010
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The philosophy of poets, and sometimes Ismists.
ismism is ismatic and ismimetic, but not ismimeticism.
Ismism by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015
ilsmis is an acronym for I laughed so much I snorted. It's happened to you before, hasn't it? :) Particularly useful in text and IM conversations. Also easy to say as a word. This acronym has aspirations to be used all over the universe. Spread the word, people!
ihearthotels: did you see that youtube video?
danceislife: heck yes! ilsmis!!!

ilsmis by Nikki H March 11, 2008

ismismist 

why would you search this up? You bored? Don't have a life? Go get one. Call this # Now!
An ismismist is someone who does things.
ismismist by ricebeanscats November 6, 2017
(humorous use) the study of all isms (doctrines).
ismism by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
after drinking alot of beer with the northern mailman from Suds the body wasn't working as good as normal and I got a really funny text.... one slipped like it does happen once in a person's life, but no one talks about it! So I had to text back Ilshism
ilshism by Original Horshack October 1, 2010
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