ilia

the biggest liar of all time will never cease to the cap no matter how many times he is caught in a lie. spoiled brat flexes parents money, owns lids, claims to pull every shordie but gets friend-zoned every time. has a minuscule penis and is probably still in the closet. has a fart smelling fetish. literally the reason why everything is bad.

"bro this guy is the biggest faggot his name must be ilia"
"bro I just crashed my car if only ilia wasn't a person"
"yo i just met a fag mon guess what his name was"
"there was a guy sucking his dads juicy cock in the closet his name must have been ilia"
"yo this guy drives a Chrysler his name must be ilia"
"this guy used picturesque in a sentence he must be named ilia"

by ihateilia404 December 26, 2020

ilia

ilia is the hottest person around who gets all the pussy they would ever ask for.

wow i love ilia

by mommy420 February 19, 2022

Ilias

Ilias is a nice friend. However every second you get to spent time with him he gets weirder and goofier. He rizzes the nerdy girl from school and falls down the stairs when he feels cool. He owns a brain made of creativity, which leads to him giving the most random examples.

(DONT TRY TO ARGUE WITH HIM!)

Teacher: how do you come from philosophy to walnuts?
Ilias: that was an example.
Friend: that was so Ilias.

by Definetely ilias friend November 14, 2023

Ilia

Ilia is basically a King.

Ilia can beat you at every thing

by TheOnlyZodiaC November 22, 2021

Ilia

a persian male that has da babys dick curve

“Ilia’s dick is so big and curved!”

by World Overtakor December 24, 2019

Ilia

Ilia is a special type of cunt so annoying and self centred it would almost comedic were it not the sad reality.

They seem to live in a weird fantasy world in which they are seen as attractive by everyone and universally loved as they have no flaws.

In reality no one likes ilia plain and simple

“Oh look it’s ilia, would you like to go jump them?”
“Why yes thank you sounds lovely”
*bludgeoning noises*

by Cockwomble November 21, 2021