Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
by Sire of revenge March 24, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug. The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.
by jsadfjs May 23, 2006
Get the hot pocketingmug. by Ryan Noblaze May 16, 2006
Get the hot pocketmug. by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009
Get the hot pocketsmug. by "BUM" February 8, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug.