by misttterX December 22, 2008
Get the hammerclaw mug.1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)
2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.
3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.
2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.
3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.
"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"
"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."
"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."
"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."
"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."
by M-Russ March 4, 2009
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A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012
Get the Dick Hammer mug.The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
Get the hammered mug.Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.
by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018
Get the Lazy Hammer mug.Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
by footskate90 January 8, 2008
Get the THE BANNER HAMMER mug.The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
- Stephen Colbert
by au4040 December 16, 2006
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