Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.

G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic

by kumkee June 21, 2004

pig herder

Having anal sex with a woman, you pull out just in time to blow your load on her face and in her mouth, you then push her out your door naked, throw here clothes out the window, and call the cops.

I couldn't get rid of my girlfriend, so I just gave her the old pig herder.

by Benjamin Alexander December 15, 2008

Duck Herder

(noun) The loud dumbass of the group who gets everyone else to do stupid things, like ducks following their mom

Jenny: God Bill is such a duck herder

Penny: I know! Today, he announced he was going to drink salt water, so everyone else decided to drink it too.

by Donald duccck February 24, 2020

turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 8, 2015

manky herder

One who creates a harem of, or surrounds himself with mankys. Unattractive women with low self-esteem, the kind you wouldn't take home from the bar no matter how many drinks you had.

"Is it just me, or does Cliff seem to have a lot of mankys hanging around him?" "Yeah dude, he's a manky herder, didn't you know?"

by Able_Danger January 29, 2009

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

box herder

a person who is able to control the whereabouts of women.

Pimp Daddy is the number one box herder in this town, he can post women on every corner and hasn't made his own sandwich in years.

by plexipuss March 4, 2014