turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.

My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.

by Spinderella cut it up one time October 26, 2007

Sheep Herder

1. An individual who tends to sheep.

2. A Homosexual, usually used as an insult. Derived it's origins from the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain in which to the two main characters who are Homosexual are also Sheep Herders.

1. "The Sheep Herder walked with his flock, tending to them."

2. "That guy tried to grab my jock, what a Sheep Herder."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

extreme goat herder

one who herds flaming goats with a Jeep.

the extreme goat herder just chases around flaming sheep from his jeep at four in the morning because dogs aren't good enough.

by the extreme goat herder November 3, 2009

Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.

G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic

by kumkee June 21, 2004

pig herder

Having anal sex with a woman, you pull out just in time to blow your load on her face and in her mouth, you then push her out your door naked, throw here clothes out the window, and call the cops.

I couldn't get rid of my girlfriend, so I just gave her the old pig herder.

by Benjamin Alexander December 15, 2008

manky herder

One who creates a harem of, or surrounds himself with mankys. Unattractive women with low self-esteem, the kind you wouldn't take home from the bar no matter how many drinks you had.

"Is it just me, or does Cliff seem to have a lot of mankys hanging around him?" "Yeah dude, he's a manky herder, didn't you know?"

by Able_Danger January 29, 2009

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011