Homestead

A small town in south florida, with more Mexicans than a mexican town. many Blacks too. after Cubans land there rafts this is one place they like to go. Alot of crime, and filled with drugs. Hot-spot for illegal mexican workers.

Friend1: hey man we need some drugs!

Friend2: alright bro lets swing by Homestead and find a mexican!

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Police: (pulls over mexican guy) Papers ?

Mexican: Scissors! i win! (Drives away)

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Friend1: Man bro im hungry, lets stop at Homestead to get something to eat!

Friend2: Alright what Mexican restaurant do you want to go to?

Friend1: Umm, anything american ?

Friend2: Alright, Taco Bell then.

by local :o September 1, 2011

homestead high school

A sad place that wanted itself on Urban Dictionary.

You are as sad as a homestead high school student, take off that fedora

by lordcheez October 11, 2017

Hempted

Off drugs

I was so hempted that u couldn't walk

by Huffly February 24, 2018

hempster

A person, possibly under the influence, who believes that hemp is the world's grandest and most economical solution for problems ranging from boat construction and clean fuel to depression, appetite loss, and aggressive pets.

Hey, hempster! Lighten up! No, I didn't say "light up". Maybe that's where those nine missing IQ points went.

by Manabozhocoyote March 24, 2021

hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade

did you hear the drama at Hampstead Middle School?

by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016

Homesteader

A person who moves into a neighborhood at least seven years before the neighborhood becomes gentrified.

The Homesteader is very proud be a Homesteader.

The Homesteader enjoys regaling new residents with tales about all the homicides that took place where the Target now stands and the Starbucks that was previously a meth lab.

The Homesteader, if a homeowner, makes bank on selling. The Homesteader, if a renter, gets priced out within a year of the new fusion restaurant opening. Regardless, Homesteaders always find a new frontier to stake their claim.

Homesteader at one of the new brew pubs down the street, "When I moved here ten years ago no one had a smart phone. You had to agree to meet somewhere and show up. The only place you could get a beer was at a small dive bar. Cabs were too scared to come here. There were no bike lanes."

by Emmy Kay October 28, 2017

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014