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University of Hawaii Hilo

The only University school on the island of Big Island. Located in Hilo, hence the name. It is shared with Hawaii Community College. There's absolutely nothing to do, which causes majority of the students to become major pot heads.
90% of University of Hawaii Hilo's students are composed of stoners
by cheech & chong 45 April 4, 2011
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Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 9, 2013
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Hawaiian Pineapple

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.
I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.
by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015
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Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.
Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.
by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017
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Hawaiian Uber

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.
Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?
by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019
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Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky
“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob
by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022
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Hawaiian Fever

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.
1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.

2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.

1 - What's that?

2 - It's another name for lakanookie.
by Ex libris October 2, 2013
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