the worse teacher, who is boring and a lacorte. also likes to give head to special students in detention
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by Bob January 5, 2004
A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.
Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"
Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"
Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."
Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"
Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"
Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."
Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."
Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."
Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"
Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."
Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"
Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"
Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."
Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."
Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."
by commandercrook October 22, 2013
by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022
THIS IS THE BEST HENTAI WEBSITE OF THE INTERNET IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS ON so let’s get this straight THIS IS LITERALLY HEAVEN RIGHT HERE 10 out of 10 the best anime porn website you’ll ever come across / 10/10 best anime girls with big boobs and big ass and all the good stuff also they have a genre to pick out about what you like example big boobs, orgy, school girls then all the good stuffs come in but there’s more.
So it’s story time a true story me and hentai haven so I was searching through x video to find anime but there wasn’t any good anime porn so fuck then I jeck off to it then the next day I told my friend there isn’t any good anime porn / friend: how about you go on hentai haven / then I ask what the fuck is hentai haven / friend: a very good hentai porn website you should watch when you get home / me ok / night time I was searching on google hentai haven then I click in my eyes open wide then I realize this is heaven right here and I hook on it and it’s the best thing I seen in my whole life the end.
by slayer_of_dank March 22, 2018
Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
by Hash BROON August 7, 2006
A small sandwich shop in the Village of Princeton, NJ. Specializes in making hot hoagie sandwiches that appeal to the palates of drunken Princeton University Students. Some of their famous sandwiches include the Big Cat, Heart Stop, Fat Lady and the Bloch. On any given weekend one can walk down Nassau St. to Hoagie Haven wasted and enter the small sandwich shop run by Hispanic men that love to listen to techno music. Rumor has it that it was Hoagie Haven's revolutionary sandwiches that the Czech rowing team feasted on that led them to their olympic gold medal in the 2004 Olympics.
by Shirley Tilghman January 21, 2006
Hentai Haven May still live thanks to FAKKU
This is what is on there website now.
Good news!
We're teaming up with FAKKU to save HH!
UPDATE: The official URL is here at --------------------, Other sites claiming to be Hentai Haven or claim that we have moved are fake and could compromise your security.
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This is what is on there website now.
Good news!
We're teaming up with FAKKU to save HH!
UPDATE: The official URL is here at --------------------, Other sites claiming to be Hentai Haven or claim that we have moved are fake and could compromise your security.
UPDATE: The Twitter and Facebook pages have been restored. Follow us for updates.
More updates soon.
Hentai Haven May still live thanks to FAKKU
This is what is on there website now.
Good news!
We're teaming up with FAKKU to save HH!
UPDATE: The official URL is here at --------------------, Other sites claiming to be Hentai Haven or claim that we have moved are fake and could compromise your security.
UPDATE: The Twitter and Facebook pages have been restored. Follow us for updates.
More updates soon.
This is what is on there website now.
Good news!
We're teaming up with FAKKU to save HH!
UPDATE: The official URL is here at --------------------, Other sites claiming to be Hentai Haven or claim that we have moved are fake and could compromise your security.
UPDATE: The Twitter and Facebook pages have been restored. Follow us for updates.
More updates soon.
by 1 Hit wonder December 28, 2018