This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it

“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”

by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018

Have a nice day.com

When you want to wish someone a good day but didn't want it to be so easy

Guy 1: Aight ima head out
Guy 2: Have a nice day.com
Guy 1: Well uhh thanks

by Nice day.com for everyone January 12, 2021

you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011

Having a Nice Day?

The greatest question ever to be asked.

Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.

by Spastic Monkey July 20, 2012