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two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.
j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"
by invalidrecord June 27, 2009
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Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.
a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)
by Stadium Status December 30, 2007
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Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.
That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.
by Camper dog June 16, 2010
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Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.
Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished
by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007
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sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008
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The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.
Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.
by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017
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Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.
"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"
by LeTrenger June 14, 2009
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