Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011

Hairea

A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.

I missed that hairea while I was shaving my legs this morning. I'll try harder next time.

by Georgia Peach 33 August 31, 2014

hair nazi

A crazy Italian bitch that opened a salon across from a pizza parlor. Motherfucks you every time you come to get your haircut! Wide eyed and big nostrils! Bitch is CRAZY!

Dude: I’m going to get my haircut today .
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!

by Hair nazi May 22, 2018

Prince Hair Harry

It's the best hairstyle and era from Harry Styles.

Prince Hair Harry should be everyone's favorite era, it's just the best.

by sendsomechickennuggets November 26, 2020

Hitler Youth Haircut

The hairstyle, also called an "undercut", which was popular in the 1920s - 40s, which has once again become fashionable in the early 21st century. The haircut is characterized by long hair on the top of the head which is parted either way, and having the sides and the back of the head buzzed extremely short. The hair on the top of the head is often held in place by some type of styling gel or wax. The haircut was especially popular among the various military and civilian organizations of the National Socialist Party. Essentially, it makes men look like they belong in the Hitler youth, or some sort of Aryan fascist.

Person 1: Dude, what kind of weird haircut does that guy have?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a Hitler Youth Haircut.
Person 1: That guys is trying way too hard to look like Ryan Gosling.
Person 2: I know, what a douche.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON July 26, 2016

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

potato with the weird haircut

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016