love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008

Calculatored

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.

person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja

by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

Calculator

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.

Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone

by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019

calculator

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

by Lazzah October 2, 2009

Ten pound calculator

A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.

Mike: Hey let me check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator

by Mto93 November 21, 2007

Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.

"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.

by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019