harlem hagen

A little winy bitch with a highly unusual plumbers crack

Harlem Hagen

bitch

by Dick tingles June 22, 2016

Hagen

A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person

Dang look at Hagen.

by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020

Hagen

A scumbag that’s usually getting beat up by a Ryan

Ooop, there’s Hagen getting his butt whipped again

by Mikehunt12345333 June 23, 2020

Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 8, 2023

Emily Hagen

Means perfect in every and any way

Wow! It’s, Emily Hagen

by ILoveEmily#1 December 28, 2023

king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 6, 2023

Hagen

White trash.

The hagen in field was alone and left for the next traveler.

by roy_be_good January 21, 2022