Hasteens

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA

What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?

by JFritz January 3, 2008

hate-reading

(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site

"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."

overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 March 1, 2012

pretty hate machine

The greatest industrial album ever! From the start to the end. Perfection.

Listening to pretty hate machine is an experience.

by warmplace34 February 19, 2008

I hate school

The thing that literally every kid in the world thinks in their heads.

Man I hate school. Fuck everybody there. Especially the teachers.

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

they hate each other

Phrase used to refer to women's general hatred of each other. Used to shoot down the bullshit "sisterhood" myth.

Guy 1: These two bitches at my job are totally trying to backstab each other.
Guy 2: I know, they hate each other!

by Supreme Sexist April 22, 2005

I hate the urban dictionary

you should

Me: I hate the urban dictionary. It's so inapropriate

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

hate nap

when you hate someone so much you need to sleep it off; when you're so angry in life you pass out from hate; being angry makes you crave unconsciousness

I was so pissed off that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, that I took a hate nap.

by realblackpanda May 16, 2011