Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
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Horse Cock Sandwhich

A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.
Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.

Tony: He's an HCS?

Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.
by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009
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Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.
I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.
by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021
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