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e-hogging

Similar to hogging... E-Hogging is the act of (electronically) meeting women on the internet through various means such as dating sites, chat, craigslist etc...
You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.

CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.

"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"I want to get married and have children with you."

When in actuality what you're plans are:

"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."
"So dude, you been e-hogging lately?"

"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"

Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"
by greenz0r March 30, 2009
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Mr. Higgins

A mythical stuffed animal that only brings comfort to those who need him.
Mr. Higgins is very squishy.
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Higginsville

A redneck, country town with a small population. However, the population in said town in either inbred, cracked out or mentally retarded. Or a combination of all three.
Man 1: Dude, let's go to Higginsville.

Man 2: I only want to go there if I wanna bang my cousin.
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Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short
Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.
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Higgins

A celebratory statement. Often used by a party in a joyous, surprised, or excited state. Other variations include: Oh higgins!, Oh my higgins!, What the higgins? and Higgins higgins higgins!
Friend 1: Wow that girl has a great ass. Friend 2: Ohh higgins!!
by JHiggins June 13, 2007
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Tom Higgins

Tom Higgins Is A Homoexual
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hogging

to go out on the town in the interest of scoring a fat woman.
Hey Bob lets pick up some Twinkies and go hogging.
by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
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