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Hiberdating

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.
Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class
by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011
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hibergaming

doing only games the entire day without eating anything, socializing, or doing anything that requires you from getting up out of your couch or chair.

side-effects of hibergaming:
painful ass
bloodshot eyes
deep imprint in your seat
sudden erection (severe)
John: dude where were u last night? we were gonna rave! Brent: sorry man, i was hibergaming to GTA IV
by brent the twinkie January 26, 2011
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Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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Facebook Hibernation

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
by Zeuskog April 22, 2009
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highbernating

After smoking marijuana where one finds oneself eating massive amounts of food only to fall asleep a short while after.
I need to stop highbernating. I've put on 10 pounds this week.
by I'mprobablyhigh November 14, 2011
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hibernation

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon
Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.
by jwizyadig September 28, 2010
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Hibernationship

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.
She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.
by seethesea75 March 27, 2020
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