helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

Herpangina

Herpangina is a viral infection spread by the oral fecal route, such as by eating ass, not washing your hands after touching a surface touched by kids who also don't wash their hands, or possibly even by eating childrens' ass (not recommended as it is a felony in the entire civilized world, but you can probably do this in Thailand, I'm not a travel guide). It is usually caused by coxsackie A16 virus, for the sake of having a scientific name as ridiculous as calling a disease herpangina. It is encountered by adults mainly working in jobs they don't want to actually show up to, especially as an excuse to bail on social situations involving drinking, eating, or eating ass that you don't actually want to eat. Symptoms include ulcers at the back of the throat, possible headache, enlarged lymph nodes, and being a little bitch every time your friends try to invite you to have fun. Treatment is typically based on managing symptoms, while treatment from your friends involves getting made fun of for catching a kids' disease as an actual fucking adult, are you kidding me, wash your god damn hands.

"Yo did you hear Phil got the herpangina, that's why he's bailing on going to the bar"
"that's what he gets for eating so much ass"
"dude, he got it from work. I hope it wasn't from eating kids' asses"

by DJ Autastix October 29, 2021

vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)

Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*

by fuxnix September 16, 2010

herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.

Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers.

by Heidi Bialik December 22, 2005

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.

Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".

by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018

an heroing

v. To become an hero. (Future tense)

"Are you an heroing? Because, if you are, YouTube it."

by PvtAN April 15, 2008