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harlem hagen

A little winy bitch with a highly unusual plumbers crack
by Dick tingles June 22, 2016
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Emily Hagen

Means perfect in every and any way
by ILoveEmily#1 December 28, 2023
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king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.
“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable
by PickleShed December 6, 2023
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Hagen

A really sweet boy who’s loyalty is unimaginable. His handsomeness will draw you in immediately, his heart will make you stay forever. The bond with a Hagen is as real as it gets. Once you get one, never let him go because he will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
I love my Hagen so, so much.
by ILoveYouLongTime333 November 21, 2021
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Hagen

A boy with blonde hair is mega fye!!! Don’t make him mad or be annoying around him or he won’t like you very much. He is cute but short so he gets the description “he’ll be cute in high school when he grows. He has his player moments some times. He is pretty smart and nice. He may be a player without a girl but once he gets one he is the most loyal person
Dang look at Hagen.
by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020
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Hagen

A scumbag that’s usually getting beat up by a Ryan
Ooop, there’s Hagen getting his butt whipped again
by Mikehunt12345333 June 23, 2020
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Hagen

The hagen in field was alone and left for the next traveler.
by roy_be_good January 21, 2022
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