girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Jennie Garth

Most well known as Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990-2000). Also known for her stints as Valerie Tyler on What I Like About You (2002-2006), a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars, and Kelly Taylor on 90210 (remake of the original, 2008-). Born in Urbana, Illinois. Married to Peter Faccinelli, has 3 daughters.

Jennie Garth is the most beautiful and awesome actress/woman/person in the world!

by inlovewithjenniegarth March 11, 2009

Massive Raging Girth

Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.

Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.

by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009

Gurcharan

Someone who has a great sense of humour and is considered a blessing to humankind. Also loves food

Rav: why do I feel like I just met the greatest person alive?
Raaji: because she's Gurcharan.

Rav: makes sense, I'm truly grateful

by Masterchaan March 15, 2017

garth algar

One of the lead characters in one of film's proudest moments, Wayne's World. And also appearing in the slightly less proud moment, Wayne's World 2.

Dana Carvey played Garth in both the two movies and the Saturday Night Live skits which launched them. He's a pretty radical dude with long hair, sick shades, and can headbang like no other. Idol to some, but hero to all.

"Man, let's go have premarital sex and snort coke!"
"Wait... what would Garth Algar do?"
*thinks profoundly*

by Nathan Clark Miller May 22, 2007

gurthy

just a big ole something

"Damn that burrito is gurthy!"

"I heard that he is pretty gurthy;)"

by theorangepeel March 30, 2017

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015