Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.
"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."
"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."
"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."
by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019
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Often a gearslut.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022
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