Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Grimsby Guinness

Grimsby Guinness... To piss inside your partners asshole then fuck it until you cum. She then empties her ass into a pint glass and drinks the contents.

She was thirsty so we brewed up a pint of Grimsby Guinness.

by cookie_marc November 19, 2009

Pint of Guinness

A black Guy with Fair or white hair.

Ha, that guy looks like a pint of Guinness

by Andy-Guinness April 24, 2008

Guinness flow

when a rapper has a very long flow (refers to Guinness Book of World Records).

Chiddy Bang refers to "Guinness flow" in a song.

by wingman365 July 11, 2011

Guinness Head

1. Obvious definition: The thick creamy head is the result of the beer being mixed with nitrogen when being poured.

2. The better definition: The thick creamy but exceptionally smooth micro-foam head that sticks to your lips and requires a thorough lip licking and smile to remove.

3. The best head you can get...from a beer.

Man, that girl is like a great beer; she is domestic and imported and gives great Guinness head.

by TameAsquared October 23, 2011

Carraroe Guinness

Carraroe Guinness is a group of tough lads from the town of Carraroe. These lads aren’t to be messed with and can make the women wet.

I wish I were like the guys in Carraroe Guinness

by TTVRAPTOR69 January 14, 2020

Guinness-Bomb

A cocktail, consisting of a freshly pulled pint of Guinness with a shot of Jaegermeister and Red Bull dropped into it. Popularised at the bar 'Carpe Diem' in Leeds city centre, but the concoction has since spread elsewhere

An example of a Guinness-Bomb can be provided by sidling up to a willing barman and giving him the glad wink.

by Jeffery McDermmott January 18, 2013