Guinness shits

When ya drink a pint of the beauty elixir and spend your next 2 years on the toilet

Person 1: Have you seen Tommy? Haven’t heard from him in ages
Person 2: Oh Tommy? Oh man, he’s got the Guinness shits
Person 1: oh fuck rip him then

by Smartass Irish Bitch May 3, 2018

Guinness Mouthwash

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

by Peas & Carrots June 1, 2018

Guinness hair

The revolting trend which refuses to die - skanky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. The victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is sexy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

Usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called Darryl who drives a RX7.

"Ew! Can you smell stale sex and Red Door perfume? Betcha it's that girl over there with the Guinness hair"...

by Joshwa81 February 17, 2008

Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Guinness flow

when a rapper has a very long flow (refers to Guinness Book of World Records).

Chiddy Bang refers to "Guinness flow" in a song.

by wingman365 July 11, 2011

Guinness Head

1. Obvious definition: The thick creamy head is the result of the beer being mixed with nitrogen when being poured.

2. The better definition: The thick creamy but exceptionally smooth micro-foam head that sticks to your lips and requires a thorough lip licking and smile to remove.

3. The best head you can get...from a beer.

Man, that girl is like a great beer; she is domestic and imported and gives great Guinness head.

by TameAsquared October 23, 2011

Guinness-Bomb

A cocktail, consisting of a freshly pulled pint of Guinness with a shot of Jaegermeister and Red Bull dropped into it. Popularised at the bar 'Carpe Diem' in Leeds city centre, but the concoction has since spread elsewhere

An example of a Guinness-Bomb can be provided by sidling up to a willing barman and giving him the glad wink.

by Jeffery McDermmott January 18, 2013