Groot

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I AM GROOT

by Mybrain=Caca November 19, 2021

groot

groot is a character in marvel's guardian of galaxy,a sweet boy but in reality people naming groot is vary bemtikhod type , vary bachkhod and so on

he is groot

by toxic007 April 1, 2021

groot

IM GROOT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BE A GROOT

by BoongaChilli1234 February 27, 2023

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

Dirty Groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

Hey, I just had dirty groot

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020