gretchen morgan

the hottest girl you'll ever see on tv
shes badass and will kill anyone on sight but also has a huge heart for people she loves.
from prison break

actor: Jodi lyn O'Keefe

yo gretchen morgan is so hot she could literally kill me and ill thank her from the grave

by bëñêė September 13, 2020

Greasy Gretchen

When you eat an Untidy Joseph out of a woman's Vagina

Sir would you care for some Lunch? No thank you I had a Greasy Gretchen earlier.

by thatsteelersguy May 5, 2019

Gretchen Yorkshire

A bad ass girl who is famous for her fantastic yodeling. A pussy magnet...but more of a beef pole attracter ;)
bff's with steppy vega and porsha greenhaven.

"yo de lay yo de lay yo de lay hee hoo" was very well sung by Gretchen Yorkshire.

by Jaegerbomb January 3, 2009

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.

"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."

by JahJiJo December 4, 2020

Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

by Accident April 26, 2017

gretchen bitchass

A person that is annoying} and that is a bitch and likes to get {attention} and has no eyebrows and has {man hands}

Oh my lord Gretchen is such a total gretchen bitchass

by Livi schilda December 22, 2016