graveyard for knuckle children 

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

graveyard for knuckle children by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Graveyard Gums 

A separation of the teeth, as often caused by a lack of adult teeth and a constant excess of sperm cells, man-dick, and general ugliness.

Wow, that Sam's girlfriend Lizzie must totally raise the dead and suck a lot of dick with those graveyard gums. That crazy necrophiliac!

Graveyard Gums by Senior Tiddles January 16, 2009

graveyard pussy 

n. vagina that once had, will be remembered for the rest of your remaining life...due to contracting a venereal disease that will put you in the graveyard.
It is a common feature most likely to be found on crack whores, town bicycles, and most any unclean woman.

When I was a young man, my father told me not to mess around with girls of ill repute, as they were most likely to have graveyard pussy. And as tempting as it might be, you don't want any of that graveyard pussy.

graveyard pussy by Brodie Cumberland May 26, 2008

Graveyard Syndrome 

A mental disorder commonly found in "graveyarders", symptoms include:
Sitting in the middle or outside of a circle of people
Talking over someone and cutting them out mid sentence, just to talk about something pointless
Cheating on you Girlfriend/Boyfriend with their best friend
etc

Ben: so yeah, i heard in the newspaper today tha-

Scott: OH YEAH, did you hear about tha-

everyone: SCOTT SHUT UP WITH THE GRAVEYARD SYNDROME, AND STOP SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE

Graveyard Syndrome by Hippiemo June 18, 2009

graveyard smashed 

The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.

The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".

Yeah man, that guy was graveyard SMASHED!

graveyard smashed by jzux October 9, 2010

Graveyard Jar 

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time

"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"

Graveyard Jar by 413represent January 4, 2012

graveyard week 

A week when all of your exes or old hook ups reappear in your life within one week. Usually happens a couple times a year, and can be in person, or by phone / social media.

I.e. when all your ghosts come back to haunt you

Oh my God, Justin and James both texted me this morning and I randomly saw Michael at Starbucks yesterday. I think I'm having my graveyard week

graveyard week by pela January 10, 2018