Andrew Goff

The biggest simp known to mankind.

Andrew: Mr can you move, Angie cant see
Class: Wow what an Andrew Goff

by yikesthatsucksman March 27, 2020

Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006

Fat Goff

A little rugby player that breaks my iPod and takes it in the pooper.

Syn. DS Goff

Shut up, Fat Goff. And stop breaking my iPod.

by Will February 14, 2005

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Goff middle schools

A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks

Goff middle schools suck dick

by your lovely cousin October 3, 2021

goff middle school

A terrible place in East Greenbush, NY with bad teachers, and bad students. the school lunches taste terrible except for the pizza. all the teachers monitor you like you're 5 years old on go guardian and block every game

Me: Oh! I hate Goff Middle School!
Most other people: Me too!

by the red spyin the base May 27, 2022

Georgia Bennett-Goff

An annoying girl that has no friends, and thinks that doing annoying things makes her cool when she is a steaming pile of shit.

Damn Georgia Bennett-Goff right there

by ..e.e.e.e November 1, 2020