Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
by nicklby October 20, 2012
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
by KillCam September 19, 2008
by ThePhantomGoaltender October 20, 2013
"Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."
by Chris Fritzen December 29, 2007
No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.
She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.
My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.
She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.
My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.
by mehoff15 November 2, 2009
The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
by DeltaMP07 February 12, 2022
by soccerwatcher June 6, 2009