When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 30, 2008

when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax May 18, 2011

Never gonna give you up

A promise to never leave anybody behind.

"Never gonna give you up"

-Rick Astley

by Cool ore April 14, 2022

im going to give you away

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

by tøöth March 15, 2021

Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.

HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*

by stud420 September 16, 2021

i give you sexy corn

an iconic line said by karen smith in the mean girls musical

karen: i give you sexy corn

by dicknommer69 December 01, 2018

Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner

Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj

by Xmyhabit April 01, 2017