Crusty Gers

Noun Informal

Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep

'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'

-'Don't think so man, why?'

'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'

by GersCrustInYourEyes October 30, 2013

Ger-Z

Married couple Gerard Way and Lyn-Z ship name.

Frerard shipper: Too bad Ger-Z and Framia ended Frerard.
Ger-Z shipper: Maybe so, but Ger-Z is so in love!

by MorrisTheIchthyosaurus August 8, 2018

L&Ger

A heinous man or women attorney, who shits and pisses themselves, and then shakes hand with clients.

Did you see that L&Ger coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his shoe?

by Mark Ruffaloes September 26, 2006

wrong-ger

More than just plain wrong, wrong-ger.

Often used to describe something/someone physically unpleasant.

Can only be topped as superlative by wrong-gest

Me: Mate, doing that bird after 10 pints was just wrong

Mate: You say that, but the one you had with the hair lip was wrong-ger

by Kyza October 17, 2005

Nick Gers

The act of sucking at every video game possible no matter how hard you try...synonym of completely sucking. To master a Nick Gers you must have at least below a 1.00 K/D in Cod.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nick Gers

by koolkid12345678 September 27, 2017

ging-ger

A person with a most offensive hair colour.And usually rather bad tempered.

"You GING-GER,duracell,carrot top,freckle faced freak."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Eng-ger-land

First seen in a football anthem by New Order, Eng-ger-land is what the English sometimes chant at football matches because it's easier to say (it just rolls off the toungue).

Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, Eng-ger-land, NA NA!

by Jimmy Kickarse July 12, 2006