geographal

Geographal is a word meaning any mother fucking thing you want it to bitches!!!

Nathan a geographal bitch

by Nigmasterbottomboi May 20, 2016

Geographic Tongue

A sometimes painful tongue inflammation condition where patches of the tongue become red or white and the whole surface resembles a map. There is no known cure. Also known as benign migratory glossitis.

Many people get a mild geographic tongue from eating pineapple.

Damn! My tongue hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pineapple! Now I've got geographic tongue again.

by Fredgirl77 December 12, 2010

National Geographic Moment

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.

Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!

by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010

geographica.xyz

a based server ran by Edvio and Hostadam

Person 1: Have you ever played on geographica.xyz?
Person 2: No why would I?

by shradinx March 4, 2022

geographicinism

The act of knowing all places on Earth and making it as your long password for your porn account.

Steve-"Hey what country is that?"
Thomas-"You don't know your geographicinism man?"

"HOLY CRAP how long is that password, must be geographicinism."

by Smegums April 8, 2015

national geographic effect

The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.

Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.

by fadingtoblack October 14, 2012

Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.

'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'

by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010