Garfunkel

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep

Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.

by SlimeyT March 2, 2024

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021