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Garfunkel

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
by SlimeyT March 2, 2024
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Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis
Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023
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Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.
Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.
by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021
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