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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

Groot

A marvel superhero who is also in the movies made by the MCU. He is a talking walking and fighting tree. Who can only say three words which are “I am Groot.” He is part of the superhero group “The guardians of the Galaxy.”

I love groot he is so cute.

by Mowaffles September 7, 2021

dat groot

BIG ASS

Bruh check out dat groot on the dime over there!

by I'm Tyrone April 27, 2016

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

groot

IM GROOT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BE A GROOT

by BoongaChilli1234 February 27, 2023

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018