griffin 

An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.

Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*

griffin by that guy who's not real May 15, 2019

Griffin 

Griffin is an absolutely amazing person. He’s funny, sweet, cute, and is loving to everyone he knows. He loves cars, mountains, and dogs, especially Hemi. I love him for who he is and I would never trade him for anyone. He’s super good at cuddling you during movies, or laughing with you while playing quiplash. He’s definitely the type to say “don’t talk to me, i haven’t had my coffee yet” but after he’s had it he is the sweetest most lovable person ever. He’s such an important person to me and I never wanna let go of him. I’m so glad he loves me, because I wouldn’t want that from anyone else. Thank you Griffin❤️ I love you

Wow, your with Griffin!? Your so lucky!

Griffin by bigppeve6969 April 30, 2020

Griffin 

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

Griffin by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

griffin 

what your parents name you when they're too stoned to think of a normal name. also an amazing monkey with randomass wings who plays more frisbee than is healthy

what kind of crazyass name is griffin??

griffin by flyingcowkara July 11, 2006

Griffin 

can be used as a girl name; griffin in an amazing girl who almost every one likes at one point. She is very experienced in dating and is sure to treat you with nothing but the best. If you happen to be her friend, you can count on her having your back. Griffin is an over all amazing girl.

I love griffin! Shes so hot and funny!

Griffin by Mike at maple June 18, 2011

griffin 

a guy who is a jock, class clown, and a pimp. He is hot. He can be the sweetest and most romantic person but only if you are alone. If he is with his friends he will treat you like shit. he will seem amazing at first but be careful cuz he will break your heart. He is a sarcatic obnoxious jock who thinks he can treat women with disrespect.

griffin: i love you!

girl: i love you too

(two days later)
girl:(crying) i cant believe griffin has a girlfriend! he told me he loved me the other day. how could he do this?

griffin by lovergirl1234 July 10, 2009

Griffin 

Gey

Griffin Big Gey

Griffin by Big Bubba's Cock June 2, 2018