mini gourmet

A Diner in San Jose, California. They're open 24 hours and usually busiest during the late hours of the night. A much better alternative to Denny's.

3 am? Let's go to the Mini Gourmet for some milkshakes.

by HHROTHGAR April 22, 2008

Tadpole Gourmet

A male homosexual.

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."

by Cheez Head January 21, 2009

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

Rotten Ron's Gourmet Grill

another name for McDonald's restaurant, named in honor of convicted felon and famous mascot Ronald McDonald

Went down to Rotten Ron's Gourmet Grill for supper the other night; I had a nice light meal of 6 cheeseburgers and 2 apple pies and a milkshake

by John H. Ringo January 2, 2009

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

noodle gourmet

n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj

My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.

by sis n hen September 3, 2006

phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order

"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"

by chessyjames May 16, 2020