Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in
I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.
by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008
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Gold Star Democrat

A Democrat who has never slept with a Republican.
Michael swore he was a gold star Democrat and had never even kissed a Republican.
by Ajrblove December 25, 2020
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Double-Gold Star Gay

A gay man or lesbian that has never had any romantic or sexual commitments with the opposite gender.
Tyler is a double-gold star gay guy, because he has never had a date with a girl.
by SlipknotFan21 December 7, 2014
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
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Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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Gold-Star Bisexual

The bisexual counterpart to the Gold-star Lesbian (never slept with a man) and Gold-star Gay (never slept with a woman), a 'Gold-star Bisexual' is a bi person who has never been physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex unless those partners have themselves had same-sex sexual relations. Bi people keep their 'gold star' if they have only been in gay relationships, except for some straight relationship(s) with definitely non-straight person(s). i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying gays and bisexuals.

e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.
Usage: "That's not comphet and in what world are men easier to date? I'm bi and I'd never hook up with a straight guy (which is valid but if it's a recurring thing then yeah your attraction to dudes is so strong it trumps how douchey and annoying they are compared to any random girl). Maybe I'm too much of a gold-star bisexual or whatever, but can everyone waving around a 'queer' identity while somehow only ever dating straights just admit and come to terms with being heteroflexible or bicurious and move on? You don't get brownie points becouse you'll cope with your ugly boyfriend by finding a female sneaky link for a night to toss aside after, or worse, be a unicorn hunter to take advantage of some girl to use to fulfil your man's gross lesbian-fetish fantsay."
by DaughterOfParenti August 25, 2025
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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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