by Joey February 16, 2005
by nutkrunch January 20, 2010
A fast talkin' contest, whoever can talk the fastest wins. This talkin' contest is put on TV occasionaly. The two most popular competitors are Loralai and Rory, known for their ability to not only talk fast but to put together actual conversations where they attempt to be funny.
On your mark...
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!
Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"
NOT FUNNY.
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!
Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"
NOT FUNNY.
by Robo-Bro October 08, 2005
Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.
It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.
by GolfGuy February 18, 2017
Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar
by Checter November 05, 2009
The most sexiest man alive also he has the biggest dick u ever seen he’s kind caring loving romantic funny and many more things if u meet a keithan Gilmore don’t leave him
Keithan Gilmore is sexy.
by Idhdhddjdj October 17, 2018
a double crow hop followed by ejaculation into the face of a female. just like happy gilmore hits a golf ball.
by realtok November 12, 2011