G.O.A.T.

Generalized
Occupational

Aptitude

Test

“As far as I can tell, you're a perfectly healthy 16-year-old boy. So yes, you have to go to class to take your G.O.A.T. exam!”

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by AllHailTheOverseer September 20, 2018

G.O.A.T

lionel messi.

Lionel Messi is the G.O.A.T

by mglardablar January 28, 2024

G.O.A.T

Goobiest Of All Time.

“Ahh thanks bro, you came in clutch, you da G.O.A.T.”

by chuchandra November 10, 2021

G.O.A.T

greatest of all time duh

im a G.O.A.T

by Zombsify February 14, 2020

G.O.A.T

Eminem. Eminem is the goat.

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Retard: Eminem is bad. #cancelthemuthafucka
Guy with at least 1 functioning brain cell: What the fuck are you on? Eminem is the G.O.A.T. He's the greatest of all time. No questions asked.
Retard: B-b-but...
Guy with at least 1 functioning brain cell: No buts, which is exactly what you get. Absolutely zero ass.

by randomassholewhoh8sppl. December 21, 2021

G.O.A.T.

G.O.A.T. - Greatest Of All Throats
- When the neck so good, it has you throwing gang signs with your toes.
- When she can gobble up your dih in full length and size, often considered inhuman (or talent dunno).
- When they can put large things down their throat. (For ones who didn't get the first two definitions)

"Twenty-carat ring, I put my fingers down her throat (Uh, uh, uh)
If I lose a carat, she might choke (Uh, uh, uh)
I know she gon' swallow, she a G.O.A.T. (Uh, uh, uh)" - Future in Like That

by future's son March 26, 2025

The G.O.A.T

When you are having sex and you apply pressure to her G-Spot, O-Spot, A-Spot, and suck her titty all at the same time for the ultimate climax.

Dude I was having sex with Sabrina last night and I hit her with The G.O.A.T and she was out for the rest of the night

by CaptainCheekSlap November 21, 2021