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Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 9, 2009
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Clearwater Fundamental Middle School

Clearwater Fundamental Middle School in Florida. Located in the heart of Clearwater also known as the smart kid school. The school is for kids that are higher than everyone else, primarily made for the kids that have no friends or so-called "gifted". School is full of drama and Turama. Band Teacher looks like she can stroke out any second. Orchestra Teachers couldn't put up with their stupidity anymore. Their clothing items are rather questionable. Bought with daddy's money, Practally dressed like nuns. Half of the school's parents go golfing on Sunday. 90% of the school look like they are straight out stereotypical movies shown on Disney in 2016. If you find a girl and you are interested in her you have two ways this can go. Either she adds random guys on snap or she will ditch you to read a book in the park. Guys have ant size brains can't find it if you look for it. Can promise the will live with mommy forever. Is equivalent to Satans lair. Rules do not make sense if you wanted them to. You either get a really good teacher or one that talks about plants all day and makes you throw all your work away before the Eoc's and tells you for the rest of the school year we are going to plant some trees. Almost every person carries a book in their hands. Forgot to mention that we don't have any sports. The principal is useless. Horses are about to sprout from the ground. News show gives you a headache every morning. If you go you have a 50% 50% shot of having a good experience.
Look at that kid carrying a case-it binder. I am sure he goes to Clearwater Fundamental Middle School.
by Darla and Ricky September 7, 2021
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fundamental paper education

Fundamental Paper Education (or just 'F.P.E') is an animated music video created by artist and animator Kaaatie based around the Baldi's Basics fan song called "Basic's in Behavior," created by The Living Tombstone. It somehow blew the fuck up and is now one of the most trending things (mostly due to TikTok), right behind The Amazing Digital Circus.

The first "episode" follows a girl named Claire who is a new student at Paper School, a school where getting an F in either Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, or Miss Bloomie's class results in your ass getting eviscerated. It's being turned into it's own series due to the massive success of the music video, with the first ACTUAL episode coming sometime in the near future.
internet user #1: bro did you see that Miss Circle girl on your fyp?

internet user #2: yeah she's like, one of the most popular things rn

internet user #1: where did she originate from?

internet user #2: something called "fundamental paper education"

internet user #1: might have to check it out later
by JakobMan767 May 5, 2024
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Fundamental Paper Education

A web series about a Paper School. If you fail, you fuckin die and there's that one character that's getting constantly r34 made outta her.
Basically, someone named Claire enters into Paper School and tries to make friends. It skips to class and she's trying her hardest to work on her project, until the bullies, Oliver, Edward and Zip throw paper balls at her, which makes her mad. Fast forward to Miss Circle (the math teacher) getting angry at a student named Abbie because he failed his test, then chase sequence then death.

It now skips to the pool where Claire makes a new friend named Engel there.
Then, the library. Engel shows Claire the library and she's surprised. Until the bullies are back, and Edward made a drone to pick up Claire to toss her down a hole. Claire gets up and goes to the hallways, till she finds Miss Bloomie then chase sequence. But she died to someone named Alice instead.
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fundament opening

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.
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Fundamental Paper Education

Fundamental Paper Education is a series on YouTube created by Kaaatie. It is based off of Baldi's Basics which is a game about you collecting 7 notebooks by answering math questions. Back to the series, the students have a normal school life except for teachers who will kill students cannabalissticly (idk if I spelled it right). They are also all paper dolls.
The Fundamental Paper Education is a great series!
by Oreo queen April 22, 2024
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series on YouTube by kaaatie on YouTube

It a paper school full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students because they've got a bad grade
A : I love fundamental paper education

B: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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