by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007
Get the google-fu mug.Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
by MMA J February 7, 2010
Get the cock-block kung fu mug.Related Words
by ScotsElsie January 7, 2008
Get the stappit fu mug.Kung Fu Kenny is a character played by actor Don Cheadle in the acclaimed Rush Hour 2 film, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Kung Fu Kenny is an African American male who runs his own Chinese restaurant, which is a front for the illegal gambling activity that he host in the back. It is a clear indication that Kung Fu Kenny is submerged deep into the Chinese culture by his his clothing fashion, being fluent in Mandarin and his Kung Fu skills. 16 years later from the time of the Rush Hour 2 movie, Kung Fu Kenny made a reprisal as the alter ego of music artist, Kendrick Lamar in his new music video, DNA. The music video co-starred Don Cheadle as the detective who held Kung Fu Kenny for questioning under a lie detector test. The scene is a revamped mirror image of the movie, " The Day The Earth Stood Still", starring Keanu Reeves.
KUNG FU KENNY - How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? You embarrassed me in front of my wife, my kids out there...
JAMES CARTER - Kenny, you embarrassing yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.
JAMES CARTER - Kenny, you embarrassing yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.
by No-Town Savage June 30, 2020
Get the Kung Fu Kenny mug.(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
Get the Kung Fu death grip mug.
Get the Uh Fu mug.A great Japanese Rock band that isnt Visual. Consists of 4 members; Gotoh Masafumi on Guitar & Vocals, Kita Kensuke on Guitar, Yamada Takahiro on Bass, and Ijichi Kiyoshi on Drums. They have all been influenced by such american bands as Weezer, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Petshop Boys, and many others including other japanese bands. Their style and way of playing is very original in the japanese alternative rock genre that is usually dominated by visual bands.
by Andrew Mitchell April 5, 2005
Get the Asian Kung Fu Generation mug.