Fruitball

a weird/retarted/abstract/gay/horrible/.. peroson. who does weird things and doesnt realize it.

I'm not letting that fruitball in my house!

by Eric Rodriguez May 10, 2006

fruitbag

Guy or girl who is obviously crazy

You only date fruitbags!

by seiboncivic August 25, 2013

Fruitbasketed

when you are talking about someone and they hear you

I was fruitbasketed I was talking about him and he heard me

by Fruitbasketed February 12, 2018

Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

by broc563 November 26, 2022

Fruitbasket

A species of basket consisting of intracate organ systems comprised of fruit.

Fruitbasket
I.E. Me o-o;

by Srz July 24, 2006

fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur

"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"

by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021