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A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
by mWEEDo March 29, 2011
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free-range face

An ugly ass person. Also called puzzleface.
by anal sex April 20, 2004
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free range chicken

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020
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Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.
These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.
by Universe and Acrimony November 27, 2009
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Free-range email

Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.
"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.
by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010
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Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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